A LOTTA LAUGHS !!

By FB Anonymous-18 January 2026

You know what I really find hilarious right now? You have U.S. senators showing up as meerkats, nodding sagely, and saying, “Well, actually, tariffs can be a very good alternative to military force.”And on paper, yeah, fine. I even agree with that part. Sanctions and economic pressure instead of bombs and body bags on Iran? Great. Fantastic. Love that for humanity.

But then lightning strikes your thick skull, and you think, wait a minute... Who on earth hasn’t this guy already imposed tariffs on? Seriously. Name a country. Any country. Spin the globe, close your eyes, throw a dart. Trump has probably already slapped tariffs on it (even the ones with penguins), threatened one, doubled one, reversed one, or tweeted one at 3 a.m. Tariffs are not politics for this guy. They are his emotional cushion. Every time something confuses him, scares him, or hurts his ego, tariffs come. Trade deficit? Tariffs.

Does Ally disagree with him? Tariffs. The country won't let him steal their resources, their land, or their dignity? Tariffs. It's the economic equivalent of a toddler throwing his toys out of the stroller and screaming, "I'll show you!" And now these geniuses are saying, "What if we put tariffs on countries that trade with Iran?" Dude. The cupboard is empty. The ammo is gone. The envelope is empty. You're standing there, pulling the trigger, click click click, and pretending it's still scary.

The world has tariff fatigue. Real, deep, soul-crushing tariff fatigue. They’re tired of the noise, tired of the threats, tired of random numbers being pulled out of a bingo machine. Ten percent. Twenty-five percent. Fifty percent. Tomorrow it’s seventy-two percent because the moon is in retrograde and someone looked at him strangely. He’s made tariffs a joke. A punchline. A Pavlovian response. Oh, Trump’s upset again? Look at which country just got hit with tariffs for breathing incorrectly. And here’s the part that really boils my brain. While he’s out there swinging tariffs like a caveman with a club, the rest of the world is quietly saying, “Yes… no.” They’re signing deals without the U.S. Trade in other currencies. Building supply chains that don’t involve America at all. Diversifying. Hedging.

Moving on. America used to be the center of gravity. Now it's the guy at the bar that everyone avoids because he keeps starting fights and breaking glasses, and you just think, "Let's go to another bar."Trump thinks tariffs make him look strong. They don't. They make him look desperate. Like a guy who's already fired all his shots and is now throwing empty shells at people and yelling, "You're lucky to be holding back!" He's not holding back. He's empty. Empty of ideas. Empty of credibility. Empty of influence. And the funniest, darkest joke of all? He still thinks this crap works. He really thinks the world is sitting there terrified, when in reality they're rolling their eyes, silencing their warnings, and doing business literally anywhere else. Tariffs were meant to be a tool. He turned them into a fucking addiction.

And now the world is sober, exhausted, and walking away from the mess he keeps insisting on is "huge. "Ultimately, it's just like a man at the end of his miserable "used up" date..