World Economic Forum: “Curly”…the Hair Apparent
By VT - Jirair Tutunjian -August 31, 2023
The living god who walks among us believes (naturally) he is immortal. For months, his staff and members of his World Economic Forum have been jittery: What happens when 85-year-old Divine Klaus kicks the bucket? *
Why is there no succession plan for an organization that is deemed to teach the global business giants how to run their businesses?
VT's Jirair Tutunjian spikes the ball on World Economic Forum and Klaus Schwab
The idol of the elite believes he is in the fittest percent of the population.
Recently Herr Klaus finally relented and said he would hold interviews for a potential successor.
The first candidate was Mr. Metrosexual himself, aka Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, famous for his tight shirts and loose tongue.
(Fictitious)
Klaus: Justin, my boy. Welcome. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. I have a cold Labatt for you. Tell me what have you been doing.
Justin: My wife left me. My rival is more popular than I am. Inflation is out of control. I am worried my ex-wife will reveal why she left me. I am living in temporary accommodations while my rat-infested official residence is being repaired. My cabinet is split and bickering. I am facing a humongous housing problem. Heads of the provinces insult me.
Klaus: You sound like that comedian…Rodney Dangerfield. He said he never got respect. I see you are surprised I have heard of the comedian: I went to university in America. The great Kissinger was my mentor. My boy, you’ve to stop this negative talk. Accentuate the positive …as the American song says. You have to create positive news
about you.
Justin: How?
Klaus: First, you throw bones at the people who voted for you…women, confused people of indeterminate sex, the university crowd, the useful idiots, the egg-heads. You have to strengthen their allegiance to you.
Justin: Tell me more, Papa…umm…Herr Klaus.
Klaus: Watch it! Already nasty people are saying you have two fathers. Your campaign to regain your popularity starts with the media. I know you have given billions of dollars to the Canadian media. The subsidy was pure genius: using the taxpayers’ money to brainwash the taxpayer to support you. What a concept! Increase that subsidy. Make every hack a loyal commissar. Make them realize it’s you who puts bread on their table, helps them pay their mortgage, and goes on a Caribbean cruise.
Justin: But people are complaining the media has become my shill.
Klaus: What is a shill?
Justin: Mouthpiece.
Klaus: I know most of the poisonous darts are from the social miscreants of social media. I’ve got good news for you. We, at WEF, and our allies…the companies that own the Internet, secret services of key governments, George Soros’ Open Society Foundation, and the five leading media corporations are devising a plan that will censor anything we don’t like on social media.
We are calling it the Digital Services Act: a meaningless name that can mean anything anything we want it to mean. It will allow us to ‘prosecute “wrong think” as “pre-crime.”
We will employ AI. That’s Artificial Intelligence. We will cut the tongue of dissenters. They will eventually give up scribbling their criminal comments. If they persist, you can establish a Canadian version of the Soviet gulag and send them to the Arctic.
Justin: That’s a great idea.
Klaus: Justin, you know why we are having this conversation.
Justin: I think so.
Klaus: I am interviewing candidates to succeed me.
Justin: But you are fit like a h.....!
Klaus: Say it: fit like a horse. I am. But still, I have to have a succession plan. Justin, I have to tell you I am a bit disappointed in you. You sound anxious, defeatist, and even depressed. It won’t do. Your campaign to get re-elected should have three arrows in your quiver.
The first arrow, which I have talked about, is media domination. Your second arrow is immigration. Increase two- to three-fold your immigrant intake. They automatically vote for you. Your third arrow is the female electorate. There are more women in Canada than men.
Also, a higher percentage of women than men vote. You have to put on your actor’s smile mask, and wear those sexy tight shirts…don’t forget the curl on your forehead. Begin romancing the women. Now that you are single, you are more attractive to women: they feel free to fantasize… It worked for your father. It worked for you. It will work again. Make women imagine you are their boyfriend, their lover…
Now, go. Tell my secretary to get me a large latte.
A few minutes later:
Secretary: Here is the coffee the way you like it, Herr Schwab.
Klaus: Has the insipid boy gone? I pray he wins the election. It will relieve me of the task of considering him for my job. What a vacuous dolt. But I am optimistic. Those brain-dead Canadians, especially the women elected him twice. They might elect him again.
Jirair Tutunjian
Jirair Tutunjian is originally from Palestine and lived in Jordan before emigrating to Canada. After graduating from journalism school (1968) in Toronto, Jirair worked as a senior reporter for a daily for a couple of years. Then he moved to the magazine industry.
Editor notes
The board members of WEF come from the world's leading companies, all in line with the Khazarian Mobs dystopic plan for the NWO. The creepy NWO guru Yuval Noah Harari hiding behind the curtains also has his own ideas of the WEF future. WEF has on August 29, 2023, also made agreements with 36 Cities from Around the Globe to Join Forces to create ethical Smart City Policies titled The G20 Global Smart Cities.